Street Punisher: The Fighter Legend of War Zone Chun Li
I'm getting WAYYY too 'creative' with butchering the titles of the 2 movies. Lame. Anyway, this entry is a review of the following movies:
1 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li
2 - Punisher: War Zone
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Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

Let me start by listing down what I dislike about the movie.
First, the casting. Who on earth thought that hiring Kirsten Kreuk as Chun Li was a good idea? As hard as she may try to appear tough, the aura just wasn't there. And her Asian look is not as strong as I would've preferred it.
Chris Klein is another casting error. If he's trying to lose his goody-boyish persona through this film, he failed miserably. And because of that, at times, he appeared as if he's trying too hard to be this tough macho cop person. The facial expression, the way he speaks...it just doesn't help.
As for the selection of Neal McDonough (Desperate Housewives) as Bison is also another mistake. This opinion is more personal than anything, I just don't like the fella. God knows why.
Second, the plot line is mediocre at best. During the early narration, it was said that Chun Li's family moved a lot. But clearly, after moving to Hong Kong from San Francisco, the family never moved elsewhere. This is kind of contradictory.
And when it comes to Chun Li's journey to find Gen in Bangkok, she was supposed to "leave" her old self. But she was pretty decently dressed (though dirty) for a person living in the streets. The movie somehow tries to portray her, during that period, as living at the mercy of the street and of others. But when she was looking at food as if she hasn't eaten in days and the lady offered her a spring roll, all of a sudden, she has money to pay for it! I mean, what the f*ck?
As for Chun Li's father, till the end of the movie, I didn't truly get why was he abducted? What use was he to Bison? Ok, it was said that with his connections, he could open many doors for Bison. But how exactly? How can a person utilises the contacts of a man he abducts without exposing himself as the abductor?
Another thing, it makes sense that Nash would know the name and background of Chun Li since he works for the Interpol. But how did Chun Li knew who he was? And towards the end, both of them talked as if they're old friends or something.
Don't even let me go to how painful it was listening to Kirsten's attempt at speaking Chinese. I barely speak Mandarin (one of many Chinese dialects), but even so, it hurts listening to her speak. And from what I read in other reviews, the subway scene where she spoke Cantonese was even worse.
Third, innovation. I laud the movie makers for trying to be innovative and somewhat severing most stereotypes associated with the Street Fighter franchise, like costumes, etc.
But when it deviates so greatly from the original, the movie lacklustres and loses appeal. Most especially to those who paid certain amount of money to be wow-ed by the gaming franchise he or she grew up with.
I think I'm done with the dislikes. Now let's move on to what I like about the movie. Emm...have to think about it. I think I got one, nope, false alarm. Think Iezu, think! Harder! O well...
Alas, the movie was a disappointment. I must say, I sort of suspected it to be when I saw the trailer of Dragonball and figured, if one live-action adaptation sucks, the other would probably be as well.
Rate: 2.5 / 5
Punisher: War Zone

I have nothing much to say about this movie. My mind was somewhat off throughout watching the movie, hence the lack of overt analysis the like of the above.
I enjoyed it. But wasn't exactly wow-ed. Probably a mistake to watch it in cinemas due to the censorship. The Punisher in this installment, Ray Stevenson, definitely is closer in resemblance to the comic character as compared to Thomas Jane's 2004 The Punisher.
I'd say that both unrelated versions (that of the 2004 and this latest one) are gory, violent and exudes machismo all over it. But this latter version, has a slight humour to it, which is a pretty good thing. The humour comes mostly from Jigsaw's henchmen, Ink and Pittsy.
All in all, it's an okay movie. But like I said, I wasn't wow-ed.
Rating: 3 / 5
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